So, I just wanted to say a few words on the abomination that is Twilight.

So, I picked up the book two years ago because I had nothing better to do, even though the apple did not really look interesting. I could barely get through the first chapter, before I started reading deep into the night. I didn't stop until I read all the books. And then, when I finally finished the entire series, I just have one question.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It seems good and even addicting while you're read it, but once you actually stop to think about it...

So let's start with Bella, shall we? Well, there's only one name for a character like her- a Mary-Sue. For those who don't know what that is, it is the most horrible thing a writer can ever create. Means she is perfect and devoid of any actual personality. So apparently she is not pretty or smart, or have anything really special about her. Then why the fuck is every freaking male character love her so much? Her clumsiness is supposed to be a fault? Well, it just makes her seem like a damsel-in-distress that everyone wants to save. She's also "brave and noble" (to the point of "Stupid and suicidal"), a necrophiliac, and apparently enjoys being stalked by someone who can kill his in a snap of his fingers. And in the third book, she is just plain horny- I mean come on, all she really does was try to get her undead boyfriend into bed. Also, she whines ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME!!!
She's also a masochist to the point where she's just psychotic. Self sacrifice for someone who doesn't need it, and constantly begging Edward to fuck her when it was established that he can easily kill her in the process. She seems to really not care about the huge chance of dying, and continues on to have a hellchild that broke her spine and bones while being born. And the most idiotic part- she knew about it all along, and yet still loved it blindly. What good is a daughter if you're not alive to raise her?!

Edward. Oh, god, how I fucking hate that guy. I don't know why girls fall in love with this fictional character, but girls, GET OVER IT!!! He is not real!
Also, he somehow get love out of craving Bella's blood. He stalks her, for fuck's sake, and watches her sleep like it's no biggie.

And by the way, 102-year-old virgin, eh? That sounds even sadder now that I think about it. Pathetic- absolutely pathetic. He is also devoid of any chemistry with Bella, but what does that matter in the face of wanting to suck all her blood out?

And while we're on the subject of vampires, have you noticed how overpowered they are? Beautiful, venomous, fast, strong, blah blah blah. For fuck's sake, woman, give us a way to kill 'em!

Jacob. Hormone driven teenager that needs to get a life. Moody, annoying, selfish and egoistical. And that's basically it... except for his insane love for Bella when the bitch is obviously going to end up with the other guy.

And, my favorite of all time, Charlie. The chief of police and father to Bella. Funny, considering he fails at both. One, he constantly misses all the vampire and werewolf wars, and basically never get his job done, somehow always failing to notice that the said vampires steal, kill, and generally cause mayhem behind his back. And two, he allowed Bella to get married to a guy he didn't approve of since the beginning, at the age of eighteen, and then have the said guy's vampire child, and then get turned into a vampire after almost dying in childbirth.

Well, he's definitely not getting the Dad of the Year award...

Now, about the plot itself.
So apparently Bella is important enough to first draw the wrath of a newborn vampire army, and then the audience of the supposed "Royalty". All the while being "just average".

Yeah right. I've rad fan fictions that had better characters than this.

I actually have a lot more to say on the matter, but I'm not going to bore you with my rant any longer. Go any read the book, and if you are smarter than the girls fighting over Jacob and Edward, then you'll hopefully see my point.